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chriscolfernews:

Chris is just about the only person who can “pull focus” when sitting next to as guy who is telling a story that involves a purple dildo. 

(Source: nerdorgeek)

riddlemetom:

“Yesterday, during our second show,  Instead of wearing my usual shirt during “Born This Way” I decided to wear one that said “Likes Girls”. It should actually have read, “Loves Girls”, because I do. The women in my life give me things that the men in my life can’t. And vice-versa. No, I am not a lesbian, yet if I were, I hope that the people in my life could embrace it whole-heartedly.              - Dianna Agron

kurtelizabeth:

nic—nac:

Kurt looked out the bathroom door and raised an eyebrow. “Puck why are you on the couch? And fully dressed?”

“Dude, your dad told me not to sleep over last night. If he came up here and found me in your bed he’d know that you’re not a virgin anymore and that it’s my fault.”

Kurt laughed. “Puck, I haven’t been a virgin in months.”

“Well your dad doesn’t know that!”

“I thought you were a badass.”

“I am a badass. But your dad has a gun!”

“What?” Kurt walked over and laid down on the couch next to Puck, cuddling closer. “No he doesn’t.”

“He told me he did.”

“Puck, seriously?” Kurt laughed. “That was him trying to intimidate you. Now are you going to tell me that my big strong boyfriend is a wimp?”

“Babe, don’t even go there. I’m not scared of anything, including your dad.” Puck leaned in and kissed Kurt, putting a hand on the back of his neck.

“Kurt? Are you awake?”

Puck pushed Kurt off of him and he landed on the floor. “Puck!”

(Source: vanessalengies)